When I get dressed each day I am always faced, along with other decisions regarding the choice of attire, with the question of which balls to wear, steel or brass. There is a subtle distinction that is important to understand if one is to go properly equipped to meet the day.
Balls of steel are needed for jobs that entail moments of terror inspiring, mortal danger. They are a requisite for Rescue services, police forces and fire brigades and are seen as a “must have” in the logging, fishing and steel industries across the world.
The use of steel balls is not exclusive to heavy industries though. It is the rattling sound you hear when an elderly lady fights off a mugger, or a passer-by runs into a burning building to rescue a child.
Brass balls have different properties. They come with an air of cocky assuredness that could prove dangerous in a steel ball situation. They should be used for heated or polarised debates, wage negotiations and lobbying politicians. In domestic situations they are useful in encounters with landlords or noisy neighbours as well as being useful at gatherings like weddings or PTA meetings.
Extreme sports enthusiasts like sky divers, surfers and snowboarders are crazy! They are clearly wearing brass balls in steel ball situations and should check their warranties. It’s possible that any damage won’t be covered.
We were all issued with these at birth. If you don’t know where yours are, check the backs of drawers or under wardrobes and you’ll find them. They come in a leather pouch that is easily recognisable, and has either a male or female attachment.
It’s easy to tell who’s wearing what. Notice who smiles when the call to action comes. They are the ones thinking “Good choice today!”